"Five Laws of the Sea: * Never place your rear end on a pirate’s face. * Never release a Kracken. * Never put ye hand in a clams mouth. * Always abandon a lost cause. * Never wear a dress on Tuesday."

MetalBeard

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The Killing of Innocents, by Nick Anderson.

+1 for the Howard Zinn quote.

The Killing of Innocents, by Nick Anderson.

+1 for the Howard Zinn quote.

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Astronauts debate provenance of turd floating in Apollo 10

mostlysignssomeportents:

A declassified mission transcript from Apollo 10 (PDF) includes a passage in which the spacemen argue about whose turd is floating weightlessly through the capsule.

Read more…

Not all of exploration is glamorous.

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This merit badge is for me.

That’s how I roll. I do what needs to be done, and I delete mercilessly.

This merit badge is for me.

That’s how I roll. I do what needs to be done, and I delete mercilessly.

(Source: nerdmeritbadges.com)

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ravenguild08:


ghost bridge.
you know it’s there…
golden gate bridge, san francisco


Or, as we natives call it: Summer.

ravenguild08:

ghost bridge.

you know it’s there…

golden gate bridge, san francisco

Or, as we natives call it: Summer.

(via san-francisco-life)

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Gorilla on Flickr.A gorilla

Gorilla on Flickr.

A gorilla

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maxistentialist:

3d printed armor for Barbie. The files are available for $1 on Kickstarter.

Out. Standing.

(via mostlysignssomeportents)

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giggle.

Oh, wait…

giggle.

Oh, wait…

(Source: honestslogans)

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It’s probably a good thing that my wife won’t let me have every LEGO set that I see and want…

It’s probably a good thing that my wife won’t let me have every LEGO set that I see and want…

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Eye exams for Stormtroopers…

Eye exams for Stormtroopers…

(Source: deviantart.com)

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The Classic Battle by giantmike on Flickr.This is TERRIBLE … because the scale is wrong.

The Classic Battle by giantmike on Flickr.

This is TERRIBLE … because the scale is wrong.

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asapscience:

Contemporary epidermal woes. via Ritsch Renn

On me, that’d be in the shape of a book. Oh, wait, I don’t go in the sun…

asapscience:

Contemporary epidermal woes. 

via Ritsch Renn

On me, that’d be in the shape of a book. Oh, wait, I don’t go in the sun…

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ohhyesidiid:

A series of typography I made of a wonderful quote from Mother Teresa I saw the other day. 

“If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives: Be kind anyway. 

If you are successful you will win some false friends and true enemies: Succeed anyway.

If you are honest and frank people will try to cheat you: Be honest anyway.

What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight: Build anyway.

If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous of you: Be happy anyway.

The good you do today, will often be forgotten by tomorrow: Do good anyway.

Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough: Give your best anyway.”


― Mother Teresa

Sorry if this post is too long. Lol 

I dig it.

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I enjoy stealing children’s laughter.

I enjoy stealing children’s laughter.

(via lols0funny)

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"The notion of children makes me ill. The thought of having one… when you see those guys in the supermarket, wheeling the trolley around while their brats whine and wheedle and some blundering sow questions every little thing they take off the shelves. I mean, just the fucking idea of it, the very word: family. Whenever I see it, on travel brochures, on house schedules… I feel sick."

John Niven, Kill Your Friends.

Okay… that’s extreme.

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